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\nBoy is the third studio album by the American musician 2hollis, self-released on June 7, 2024. It was promoted by two singles and his first headlining tour across Europe. The album gained 2hollis a larger Generation Z fanbase and allowed him to open for Ken Carson from July to August 2024. 2hollis wrote and produced the entirety of the album and chose the title because of its coming of age feeling. Boy is an EDM, electropop, and electroclash album with unpredictable sounds and mutating compositions. It received a positive review from Pitchfork and gained further approval from Consequence.
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