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Different Strokes is an album by Jim Hoiles & Friends, Alison Krauss and Swamp Weiss. It also features bassist Viktor Krauss, brother of bluegrass singer and violinist Alison Krauss. Released in 1986, the album is a collection of traditional bluegrass fiddle tunes.
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