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{"type":"standard","title":"Entenmann's","displaytitle":"Entenmann's","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5380146","titles":{"canonical":"Entenmann's","normalized":"Entenmann's","display":"Entenmann's"},"pageid":1990283,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Entenmann%27s_Logo.svg/330px-Entenmann%27s_Logo.svg.png","width":320,"height":156},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Entenmann%27s_Logo.svg/512px-Entenmann%27s_Logo.svg.png","width":512,"height":249},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290124360","tid":"89f56c97-2f8b-11f0-b6ff-a37bdf4aa87f","timestamp":"2025-05-12T23:48:01Z","description":"American baked goods manufacturer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entenmann's","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entenmann's?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entenmann's?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Entenmann's"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entenmann's","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Entenmann's","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entenmann's?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Entenmann's"}},"extract":"Entenmann's is a formerly American-owned company, now owned by the Mexican conglomerate, Grupo Bimbo, that manufactures baked goods and delivers them throughout the United States to supermarkets and other retailers for public sales. Often, they are known to have display cases at the end of store aisles. The company offers dessert, cup, loaf, and crumb cakes, and donuts, cookies, pies, cereal bars, muffins, Danish pastries, and among other baked goods, buns. In the past several years, they have added designer coffee flavors along with scented candles to their product line in an effort to broaden its appeal.","extract_html":"
Entenmann's is a formerly American-owned company, now owned by the Mexican conglomerate, Grupo Bimbo, that manufactures baked goods and delivers them throughout the United States to supermarkets and other retailers for public sales. Often, they are known to have display cases at the end of store aisles. The company offers dessert, cup, loaf, and crumb cakes, and donuts, cookies, pies, cereal bars, muffins, Danish pastries, and among other baked goods, buns. In the past several years, they have added designer coffee flavors along with scented candles to their product line in an effort to broaden its appeal.
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{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
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