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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a thieving alligator?","punchline":"A crookodile!","id":451}
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
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